in which I spoil Avatar for the 3 people who haven’t seen it

Posted February 1st, 2010 by worldwithoutend

Went to see Avatar. It did not suck. It’s essentially an extremely optimistic Dances With Wolves. Revealed by this viewing were the following four facts, which I add to my database on the universe:

1. Sigourney Weaver is smoking hot at 60 years old. She looks better now than I have ever looked or will ever look.

2. Every film – every film – which involves a stand-off between good and bad must and will at all times come down to a fistfight between the main bad guy and the main good guy. I don’t care how big their armies are, what species they are, I don’t care whether they’re from the future or the past or anything else. Two of ‘em. Fistfight.

3. Even on other planets you need a training montage if you expect to get good at anything.

4. We still know very little about the universe, its origins and the ways in which life comes to be – but we are sure aliens will usually be pretty sexy.

5. 3D’s great. Maybe I just like the glasses…

3 Responses to “in which I spoil Avatar for the 3 people who haven’t seen it”

  1. rain

    you make me laugh out loud! especially about the fistfights. you’re absolutely right…we can go to sleep peacefully tonight because this is something we know for sure.

    you’re in my thoughts… take care – and i’m sending encouragement your direction.

  2. truthsign

    I haven’t seen it and don’t particularly want to – the reviews I have read all say things like ‘great 3D, shame about the 2D plot’.

  3. worldwithoutend

    Thanks for the encouragement rain :) I’m happy I make you laugh, for what it’s worth you make me laugh too!

    truthsign I heard the same reviews, went expecting nothing but eye-candy, and was pleasantly surprised. I’m not saying it’s Shakespeare but it’s got its moments. I think the trick is to expect very little. hm. Maybe that’s something I could apply to my whole life!

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